Santa: Then I'll take 2 of them

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out the window?

A: He wanted 2 see a butterfly

Banta :Y is Police named The Heart of the Country

Santa It beats, beats, beats...

Santa: Can u do anything others can't?

Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting

Lady Secy: Sir, Ur wife cald wants 2 kiss on phone

Santa: Take msg give me later

Q. Y did Santa tk his pregnant wife 2 Pizza Hut?

Bcz they advertised Free Delivery

Santa 2 a girl: I want 2 marry u

Girl: I'm a yr elder 2 u

Santa: I'll marry u next yr

American: In US marriage happens with email

Santa: In India it is only wt female

Santa writing passive voice of I Made a Mistake

He wrote I Was Made by a Mistake

Q. What is opposite of Pizza Hut?

Santa - Pizza Hatna Mat!!!

Q. What's an adult joke?

Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

Santa could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only had one

Q. Who was the first Indian Woman to fly abroad?

Santa - Seeta, with Ravan!

Santa:I tried ur number many times it said Switched Off

Banta: It's my HELLO TUNE