Maine kab tumse kaha tha ke mere dost bano

dost jab ban hi gaye ho to nibhao yaara

Bhool sakta nahi eleven December two thousand six

Shaam ko saat baje cell ne mere beep kiya

Ek msg hua rashan  bada hi pyara sa

Jo ki galti mere number pe tumne send kiya

tod dunga tumhare all the thirytwo

gar apni dosti ka tumne the end kiya

dost jab ban hi gaye ho to nibhao yaara

Kitni khushbu thi kitna apnapan

Mere dilko Anjaane me achanak bechain kiya

aab ye jindgi ki hakikat hai

sms ka silsila abtak jaari hai

din shuru hoga nahi meri good morning ke

neend nahi ayegi gar maine na goodnight wish kiya

dost jab ban hi gaye ho to nibhao yaara

Din me na chain na raato ko karar

Har ghadi mera hi  naam yaad aayega

Ab akele nahi pizza hut ja paoge

Mere bin samosa kaise khaoge

Cadbury feeki kabab na tumhe bhayega

Akele tumhe pepsi bhi naa raas aayega

dost jab ban hi gaye ho to nibhao yaara

( picture abhi baaki hai mere dost)

Na gussa kijiye ,  Na masti kijiye

karna hi hai to girls se FLIRT kijiye

Na roop dekhiye , Na STYLE dekhiye

Dekhna hi hai to apun ka dil dekhiye

Na paani dijiye,  Na MENU dijiye

Dena hi hai to HOTEL ka BILL dijiye

Na sharbat pijiye ,   Na lassi pijiye

Peena hi hai to saath me WHISKY pijiye

na CHECK lijiye , Na DRAFT lijiye

Lena hi hai to EVERYTIME CASH lijiye

Gam ko karo delete,

Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,

Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,

Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,

Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,

Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,

Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,

Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo sent,

Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,

Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni POLYPHONIC ho jayegi.

Santa: Then I'll take 2 of them

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out the window?

A: He wanted 2 see a butterfly

Banta :Y is Police named The Heart of the Country

Santa It beats, beats, beats...

Santa: Can u do anything others can't?

Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting

Lady Secy: Sir, Ur wife cald wants 2 kiss on phone

Santa: Take msg give me later

Q. Y did Santa tk his pregnant wife 2 Pizza Hut?

Bcz they advertised Free Delivery

Santa 2 a girl: I want 2 marry u

Girl: I'm a yr elder 2 u

Santa: I'll marry u next yr

American: In US marriage happens with email

Santa: In India it is only wt female

Santa writing passive voice of I Made a Mistake

He wrote I Was Made by a Mistake

Q. What is opposite of Pizza Hut?

Santa - Pizza Hatna Mat!!!

Q. What's an adult joke?

Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

Santa could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only had one

Q. Who was the first Indian Woman to fly abroad?

Santa - Seeta, with Ravan!

Santa:I tried ur number many times it said Switched Off

Banta: It's my HELLO TUNE

                                                   SIX FACTS OF LIFE

1st fact---  you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue

2nd fact--------- after reading this all fools will try it.

3rd fact----- now you will smile becouse you have become a fool

4th fact---------    now you want to fool your friends

5th fact-----        now you will forword it to all fools on your mobile

6th fact---            fact 1 is false      ha ha ha

keep smiling all your life hv a good day

HAPPY   HOLI  ALL I-LANDERS

 INTEJAAR          

JAB BHI USS GALI SE GUJARTA HU

JAANE KYA KYA VICHAR KARTA HU

BEKHABAR ! KUCH TO HO KHABAR TUJHKO

MAI TUJHSE KITNA PYAR KARTA HU

MERE SEENE ME BHI DIL HAI

MAI BHI ROTA HU, AAH BHARTA HU

MAI KOI DEVTA NAHI HU

AADMI HU GUNAH KARTA HU

KABHI KHUSHI TO KABHI GHAM HAI

KABHI JEETA TO KABHI MARTA HU

KHUSHIYAN NAHI JIS DIL ME

APNA GHAR MAANKAR THAHARTA HU

ASAFALTA TO EK CHUNOTI HAI

KAMI JAANKAR SUDHAR KARTA HU

KABHI TO MILEGI MANJIL MUJHE

ISLIYE HAR MUSHKIL SE GUJARTA HU

JINDAGI HAADSON KA SAMANDAR HAI

KABHI DOOBTA KABHI UBARTA HU

LOG HANSTE HAIN MUJHPAR JAB

KOYI SAMJHOUTA JINDGI SE KARTA HU

MAI TO HU GHUNGROO KI TARAH

KABHI JUDTA TO KABHI BIKHARTA HU

LOG DARTE HAIN MAUT SE

MAI JINDAGI SE DARTA HU

MERI KISMAT ME TU NAHI SHAYAD

KYU TERA INTJAAR KARTA HU

MAI TUJHE KAL BHI PYAR KARTA THA

MAI TUJHE ABB BHI PYAR KARTA HU

                          RECEIPE

TAKE A BOWL OF GRAPES

PUT YOUR HAND IN IT

STAND IN FRONT OF MIRROR

THE DISH IS READY

NAME OF D DISH IS

  LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR

DEKHO                         DEKHO                              

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AEROPLANE  AA RAHA HAI

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P C ME KYA DEKH RAHE HO YAAR

AASMAAN ME DEKHNA THA

AEROPLANE  AAYA AUR CHALA GAYA

CHALO NEXT TIME

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WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY DIWALI

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jindagi ke raaste kathin hain

aao

kuch hum chalen

kuch tum chalo

safar kat jaayega

jab thak jaayenge

rickshaw kar lenge

kiraaya aap de dena

saath hum nibha denge

theek hai naa